Pub Quiz Team Names
I've had some requests for good pub quiz team name suggestions, so listed below are a few of the teamnames I've heard in various quizzes, along with some suggestions sent in by Pub Quiz Help users.
The team name is important because often prizes are awarded by the quizmaster for the best named team. The best strategy for coming up with a prize winning name is to amusingly link the team name to a topical current event. A good pun always goes down well. Alternatively an extremely bizarre or off-the-wall name can be a prize winner.
Some of the names listed below are pretty lame, so if you do hear any good ones - particularly topical teamnames - please email me here and I'll include them on the list.
| Pub & drinking related |
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- 3 Must Get Beers
- Alcohooligans
- Bar Flies
- Bar Stewards
- Beer Today, Gone Tomorrow
- Bloke at the bar
- Blood, Sweat and Beers
- Born To Drink Mild
- Don Quizote
- Eternal Moonshine of the Spotless Behind
- Gin'll Fix It
- Know it Ales
- Last Orders
- Never been Quizzed
- Smarty Pints
- Tears for Beers
- The Saga Louts
- Them in the corner
- Up Jacob's Creek without a paddle
- Veni, Vidi, Whisky - I came, I saw, I drank
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| Quiz & intelligence related |
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- 3 Degrees and an A level
- And in last place...
- Blunders never cease
- Bright Sparks
- Crash Test Dummies
- DENSA
- Does Grey Matter?
- Dyslexic Brians
- E for Idiot
- HTTP Hardly any Time To Prepare
- Inferiority Complex
- Intel inside, mental outside
- It's not big, it's not clever
- Memory Lapse
- Mental Blank
- No Eyed Dears
- Nobody Likes a Smart Alec/Arse
- One wheel short of a unicycle
- Quizmasters
- Quiz Park Rangers (QPR)
- Les Quizarables
- Smart Alecs
- Snow Chance
- The In-quiz-itors
- The Scrambled Eggheads
- The Sidelights (Too dim to be headlights)
- The Simple Minds
- The Smarties
- The Winning Team
- We thought it was a Disco!
- Wooden Spoons
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| Popular Culture |
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- Agatha Quiztie
- Baldrick's Cunning Plan
- Beauty School Dropouts
- Bonfire of the Profanities
- Clangers
- Dude, where's my answer?
- E = MC Hammer²
- Eddie Quizzard
- Electric Sheep (do androids dream of?)
- Hasselhoffs
- Homer's Oddities
- Humber and District Catholic River-Wideners Club
- Natural Born Losers
- Paranoid Androids
- Quiz Eubank
- Quizteam Aguillera
- Quiztopher Collumbus
- Scooby Dooby Don't
- The A Team
- The Z Team
- The Dead Parrots
- The Good, The Bad and we left (insert name of absent friend) at home.
- The Holy Hand Grenades
- The Knights who say Ni
- The Muppets
- The Stooges
- The Usual Suspects
- Thin Quizzie
- Universally Challenged
- We Shot JR!!!
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| Bizarre |
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- 664 the Neighbour of the Beast
- Anonymous plus 3
- 'armless lepers
- Dracula Versus the Big Wobbly Jellyfish
- Elvis's Killer Sandwiches
- Fat Kids Always Win At Seasaw
- Fat Kids are Harder to Kidnap
- Inhabitants of Nancy Regan's Left Nostril
- Instrumentallists
- Matthew Pooley Appreciation Society
- Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead
- Oh no, my pen's running ou.....
- Sod Gave the Queen
- Stephen Hawking's Karaoke Machine
- The Hindenburg Ground Crew
- The Homogeneous's
- The Lip Readers
- The Philharmonic Double-Barrelled Steam-powered Nose Flute
- The Saharan Kayaking Club
- The Shergar tinned dog food company
- The Titanic Deck Chair Attendants
- The Venetian Road Sweepers
- Tipton taliban
- Tourettes team
- Tulip Benders
- Wet Spillage in Aisle 7
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| Topical |
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- Axis of Ignorance
- The Passion of the Quiz
- The Natural Disasters
- The Robert Maxwell Swimming Club
- Coalition of the Swilling
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| Battle of the sexes |
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- Clitoris Allsorts
- Girls On Top
- No Men Wisdom
- No Oestrogen Here
- Pre Mensa Tension
- The Menstrual Cycle Display Team
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| Lewd |
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- 4play
- Beef Curtains
- Chalk McHugh
- Crouching Woman Hidden Cucumber
- Cunning Linguists
- Din Kiddick
- Drew Peacock
- Dudders Pump
- E.Norma Snockers
- Fact Hunt
- Federal Bureau of Insemination
- Gash machine
- Global Missionary Positioning System
- Gusset Sludge
- Hoof Hearted
- Hugh Janus
- Hugh Jarce and Willy Feeler
- Hugh Jardon and Miss E Norma Stitz
- I'm not a gynaecologist but I'll take a look
- Immaculate Misconseption
- Jenny Telia
- Johnny Forskin & The Pullbacks
- K9 Plums
- Liquor round the front and poker in the rear
- Lord of the Rogerings
- Love Machine
- My wife can't wrestle but you should see her box
- Purple headed yoghurt slingers
- Phil Mc'avity
- Roger Knightly
- RRRRRRRs about face
- Save A Mouse Eat Pussy
- Save A Tree Eat Beaver
- Scoregasm
- Shaving Ryan's Privates
- Soft & Salty
- Stop The Bus And Let My Brother Jack Off
- The 4 Skins
- The Beefeaters
- The Fellowship of the Jizz
- The Master Debaters
- The Rowers' New Cox
- They're Off as the Monkey said as he sat on a Razorblade
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| Sweary Team Names |
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- Arson Fire
- Beating Chastards
- Betty Swollocks
- Big Willy n Mike Hunt
- Cupid stunts
- Cunning Stunts
- Hit a Shedgehog
- I. McHunt
- Its For Our Souls
- Mary Hinge and Carey Hunt
- My Best Friend Is Mike Hunt?
- Norfolk 'n' Good
- Norfolk 'n' Chance
- Pheasant Pluckers
- Polly Tartan's Dits
- R. Slicker
- Shevver Clites
- Shy Teds
- Suffolk 'n' close
- The Four Canals
- The Rucking Funts
- The Weigh Anchors
- Well oil beef hooked
- White Rankers
- Woozy Bankers
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Do you have any good team name suggestions? Please email me: [email protected]
Thanks to Brian, Dave, Jim, Jason, Alyson, Jenny, Scott, Ian, Nada, Emma, Robert, Clive, Terry, Samantha, Robert, Adnan, Richard, Simon, Steve, Peter, Pete, William, Gordon, Alex, Nikola, Garry, Lisa, Vikas, Jack, Luisa, Chris, Leesa, Laura & John, Jsmart, Jim, James, Kathy, Paul, Soulman, Rob, Loudleyther, Bryan, Chris, K. Glynn, Paul F, Ky, Fiona, Bob, Adam, Anthony, Frayne, LLI.J, Jules, Ian, Michael, Alex, Jane & Thomas for their pub quiz team name suggestions.
